This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
I would but #brokecollegestudent (via nishlo)

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me in english class like:


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I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am. 

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can you imagine in like 30 years people saying “i wish my life was like a 2010’s movie” omfg

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The only nail polish for me

Anonymous said: What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?


This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

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My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee


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*points at you* Ann Perkins

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The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

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